THE KETCHUP SONG Performed by STOMPIN' TOM CONNERS G D There was a guy from P.E.I. they used to call potato G He met this young Leemington Ontario tomato D But he had eyes for other girls and she was a little mushy G And so they said well let's get wed there's no sense being buzzy C G D Cho... Baked size french fries how they loved tomatos So dress them up with Heinz ketchup G Ketchup loves potatos D G Ketchup loves potatos So he went down to Windsor town to buy a ring on Monday Saturday they said o.k. we'll cut the cake on Sunday But Sunday came & what a shame they had no one to fetch it Without a cake they just sat & ate potato chips & ketchup Cho... And so this guy from P.E.I. they used to call potato He's got to boys & a little girl Two spuds & one tomato They romp & run around Leemington And boy when they get hungry The bottle drips all over the chips Way down in ketchup country Cho... Dan Nicholas Arnprior, On. Canada nicholdb@istar.ca