SEX -Dan Bern

interpreted: Tony
transcribed:Tony

Chords:
Em C B7 G
(Easy chords song.. just like JoeVanGogh...play around with it...)

Em
When Six Months Of Insanity Ends
Em
Will Your Friends Talk To You Again?
    C	
And When You Crawl All Broken Hearted
C   	
Back To One With Whom You've Parted
Em		 B7
Will You Catch A Break?


Our Mafia Dons & Presidents
Use To Lose Their Shit From Tax Evasion
Now It's Mostly Kiss & Tell
For A Half An Hour Bedroom Vacation
All For Chocolate Cake

B7                 C
What Is It About Sex?
C		 Em
What Is It About Sex?

	C
Big Red Lips In The Dining Room
	  G
Ba Ba Ba Lou Bam Bop Bam Boom
    b7                                Em C Em
The Line Starts Here And Ba-By You're Next

Knowing What Ya Know
Would Ya Do It Again?
Knowing Happy Home Life Will End
Knowing You're Reputations Erased
Ya Probably Would She Had A Pretty Face

It's Flesh Against Flesh
It's A Rabbit In The Hat
It's The Part Of Our Brain That Gets It's Candy Like That
Is It For Kicks Or An Ejaculatory Leak?
Should We All Strip Publicly Once A Week?

Ahh Eww <2x>

Now I've Always Been Fascinated By Strippers
For Two Reasons That Get My Juices Swimming
The Second Is How Can They Be So Free?
The First Is I Like Naked Women
And I Can't Run For Public Office Now

Jackson Pollock & Igor Stravinsky
Couldn't Hold A Candle To Monica Lewinsky
She Had A Big Mouth & A Big Chest
Linda Tripp Took Care Of The Rest
Splish Splash Boom Ker Pow

What Is It About Sex?
What Is It About Sex?

One Little Hungry Seed Was Spawned
You Bought Your Dress Just To See It On
The Line Starts Here And
Ba-By I'm Next

Knowing What Ya Know
Would Ya Do It Again?
Knowing Your Happy Home Life Would End
Knowing Your Reputations Erased
Ya Probably Would She Had A Pretty Face

It's Flesh Against Flesh
It's A Rabbit In The Hat
It's The Part Of Our Brain That Gets its Candy Like That
Is It For Kicks Or An Ejaculatory Leak?
Should We All Strip Publicly Once A Week?