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One Thing Real- by Dan Bern

transcribed by Tony

Standard tuning, capo on 2nd fret

Chords:

D : 000232
A : 002220
Bm: 024432
G : 320033


D		A
I come down the steps
A	      Bm
I slip on the ice
G                D
Santa Claus been looking
           G
Who's been naughty 
           A
Who's been nice

G
I'm looking for one thing real tonight

(~the rest is the same)

And Jesus he comes up to me
Jesus he sits down
He says take this fucking cross off my back
I'm going downtown
I said oh ain't that your uniform
He offers me a toke
He says two thousand years is long enough
For this particular joke
He says I'm lookin' for one thing real tonight

And I'm up here singing
These songs every night
Sometimes I wanna just make 'em all 
Up on the spot
Maybe they wouldn't rhyme too good
And they might not make sense
But then at least I wouldn't be 
Repeating myself
I'm looking for one thing real tonight

And you're the one I've chosen
And I guess you've chosen me
Let's turn off the commercials
Let's turn off the TV
How well can we get to know 
Each other in an hour
We can fight the daylight
We have that power
I'm looking for one thing real tonight

And Van Gogh sits next to me
With a bucket full of paste
He rips off my ear and says
Glue this to my face
I'd like to leave America
For someplace where they would
Not know a word of English
And I might be understood
I'm looking for one thing real tonight