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No Missing Link


 







By Dan Bern
Transcribed by Justin
tune down 1/2 step

Intro:Am/G/Am/G/Am/G/Am/G

Am   G                               Am  G
They looked for the missing link
Am           G         Am   G
There's no missing link
Am              G                     Am    G
They'll never find the missing link
Am           G        Am   G
There's no missing link
C                             D                                    C          D
We're not something you can figure out with an equation
C                    D         E
We are the genetic mutation

Am     G            Am
Aliens came and fucked the monkey
G
They fucked the monkey
Am     G            Am
Aliens came and fucked the monkey
G
They fucked the monkey
Am     G            Am
Aliens came and fucked the monkey
G
They fucked the monkey

C                       D
Darwin tried explaining it
F               G
Darwin the best he could
C             D
Evolution, pretty theory
F                                E
But how could Darwin know?

Am            G            Am
That aliens came and fucked the monkey
G
They fucked the monkey
Am     G            Am
Aliens came and fucked the monkey
G
They fucked the monkey

F     F/E  F/D C
How explain   fax machines?
F            F/E F/D C
How else explain computer enhancement?
F             F/E F/D C
How else explain  fiber optics?
G            F/E F/D C
How else explain  Mozart?

C              D
We do not belong here
F                            G
This planet was a terrarium
C                D
Intergalactic broken home
F
Have to go outer space
        E
And one day find our Daddy

Cello break:
Am/G/Am/G

Am              G                   Am   G
How else explain pay at the pump?
               Am                 G                Am
How else explain limited access freeways?
G                     Am
Digital remastering?
G
Plastic flowers?
Am       G
Linoleum?
Am      G
Beefalo?
Am               G
Michael Jordan?
Am
Religion?
G
Astronomy?
Am
Astrology
G                       Bb  C
That looks to the stars?

C              D
We do not belong here
       F                       G
This planet was a terrarium
C                 D
Seven billion bastards
F                          E
Screaming for our Daddy

Am     G             Am
Aliens came and fucked the monkey
G
They fucked the monkey
Am     G            Am
Aliens came and fucked the monkey
G
They fucked the monkey
Am     G            Am
Aliens came and fucked the monkey
G
They fucked the monkey
Am     G            Am
Aliens came and fucked the monkey
G
They fucked the monkey

Cello solo:
Am/G/Am/G/Am/G/Am/G/Am/G/Am/G/Am/G/Am/G/Am
 

Notes: I think my phrasing is a little off on the verse starting with "How else explain pay at the pump?" but you'll figure it out. It's a measure of Am, then a measure of G, back and forth...just make up your own phrasing.

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