By Dan Bern
Transcribed by Justin
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Intro: D  A  Bm  F#m  G  D  G  A

        D                        A
I got 36-foot insulation in my house
Bm                             F#m
Wear 14 pairs of long underwear
G                  D
Stick tape inside my ears
G                          A
Cover myself with five bedspreads

   D                                     A
I spend every morning in an isolation tank
Bm                              F#m
Spend every afternoon high up in a tree
G                                     D
Spend every evening with one of those things over my eyes
G                   A
Like in virtual reality

D
I
A
I
Bm
I
F#m
I
G           D      G         A
I'll never fall in love again

               D                                        A
There's a Walkman on my head every step I take
      Bm                                F#m
Put thorazine in my  morning coffee break
          G                                      D
Won't feed the birds bread boys, let them eat cake
    G                                                              A
I'll lock my doors, click click click bang bang when I'm not awake

Bm           A          G            D
When I'm walking down the street
Bm                   A             G       Bm
Don't make me meet your sister, Pete,
Bm                  A                     G       D
When there's a knock knockin at my door
Am     A         F  G    D
I'll just sit here on the floor

        D                    A
I run 26 miles a day straight up hills
          Bm                                 F#m
Work overtime to pay all of my hospital bills
    G                                            D
I'll spray black spray paint on my windowsills
G                                                   A
I'll make a million dollars leave you outta my will
 

D
I
A
I
Bm
I
F#m
I
G           D      G         A
I'll never fall in love again

D
I
A
I
Bm
I
F#m
I
G           D      G         A
I'll never fall in love again